Showing posts with label Political Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Political Satire. Show all posts

Sunday, June 5, 2016

PROOF THAT OUR PRESIDENT HAS A HEART FOR RELIGIOUSLY PERSECUTED





Something has to be done about all the bad press that our President Obama receives. Anyone can tell that he’s doing a great job. All you got to do just listen to him, and you hear the voice of compassion and sincerity.

That’s why I’m so disturbed to hear biased reports like:

·       “The United States must end its silence about and tolerance of the ongoing genocide against Christians in Iraq, Syria, Pakistan, and around the globe… Extensive and irrefutable evidence supports finding that the so-called Islamic State, and other Islamic terror groups such as Boko Haram and Al Qaeda, not only encourages, but requires the mistreatment of Christians, Yazidis and other vulnerable minorities. (Christian Freedom International, April 2016)

You can be sure that this is a biased source. How do I know this? Well I watch MSNBC and ABC, and these honest sources show that our President has a heart for all suffering. He would never allow this to happen!

Besides, he is appointing to his religious advisory committee people who have real compassion and understanding. Take Barbara Satin for example:

·       “Barbara Satin, a Twin Cities advocate on LGBTQ aging and faith issues, has been appointed by President Obama to serve on the President’s Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships.” http://conservativesunited.com/you-wont-believe-who-obama-put-on-his-religious-advisory-council/

What more qualified person could have been appointed as a faith-based advisor than Satin! What compassion she must be able to have for religious communities. Why don’t people see our President’s compassion for the religious communities? I don’t get it.

Just look at his heart for immigrants:

·       Just this May, 1,037 more Syrian refugees were admitted to the U.S. Two were Christians. And of the 2,099 Syrians admitted so far this year, just six were Christians. Only 60 Christians have been admitted since 2011, accounting for a meager 1.3% of refugees, as opposed to 10% of the Syrian population.

You see, our President is not biased against Christian refugees. Two were even admitted in May, 60 since 2011. They have no right to say that our President doesn’t have a heart from them. If he didn’t, MSNBC would have told us so. Students would have been demonstrating.

This is why I am so upset when they write garbage like this:

·       In August 2015… 28 Chaldean Christians had been sitting in a San Diego immigration detention facility while bureaucrats decided whether to let them seek asylum in America or be returned to Iraq. 27 of them were deported.

Our President would never have sent these poor refugees back to their death. I just know it in my heart. Besides, he is a Christian and there are just thousands of churches who would have been protesting if this really happened. After all, this is a Christian nation.

They even have the nerve to question his faith. But President Obama quotes from the Bible, and it’s because of the Bible that he is forcing those discriminatory schools to allow transsexuals to use bathrooms and showers of their choice:

·       “In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. Let us be our brother's keeper, Scripture tells us. Let us be our sister's keeper. Let us find that common stake we all have in one another, and let our politics reflect that spirit as well.” https://berkleycenter.georgetown.edu/quotes/barack-obama-on-applying-the-golden-rule-to-politics

Would you believe that one conservative – it was probably FOX – twisted everything. He said that our President was applying this principle in a biased way - that if society applied this principle in the way our President did, we would also have to open the prison doors to all the prisoners. These conservatives just refuse to give our President any credit at all. He obviously is a deeply pious man. After all, he quoted from the Bible, didn’t he?

You just can’t trust these alternative presses or what you read on the internet. But if we stick with the mainline news services, we can be assured of objective reporting. If anyone doesn’t see this, they are just biased, and I have no use for them at all!




Tuesday, May 10, 2016

JOHN KERRY’S BORDERLESS WORLD



John Kerry’s got it right – a borderless world:

·       "The future demands from us something more than a nostalgia for some rose-tinted version of the past that did not really exist in any case," he added. "You're about to graduate into a complex and borderless world."

How cozy! It’s like one big slumber party, where we can all wear our pajamas and romp around.

But I don’t know why Kerry stopped there. Let’s also have one world university – no borders at all! Just think what it would we like if we just put all of our minds together in one institution. Then we can all be taught the truth as defined by the world’s leading experts.

No borders! Just take classes wherever you’d like. Besides, there is just too much competition between universities and the groups trying rate, accredit, and sell them. Just make them all one – one uniform, standardized product. You can then be sure that you will be getting the same thing wherever you go.

Besides this, there is just too much conflict in Washington between the different parties and branches of government. Let’s just elect one truly enlightened Leader – the world Leader, of course. Then we will no longer need adversarial political parties bickering about each other. If we just trust the man/woman at the top, everything will be peaceful, and just think about how much money we can save!

And while we are at it, let’s also eliminate the boundaries between our Glorious Leader, Congress, and the Supreme Court. Too many competing interests there! We only need one enlightened Leader. And He/She must be given our undivided support.

Wait a second… Aren’t we creating a border between government and the governed? Ach! Let’s let anarchism prevail! Let’s remove all borders – between the police and the policed, between doctors and the doctored, between teachers and the students – all of these class distinctions. How repugnant! If I want to be the teacher instead of the student, well, why not! Borders and class distinctions must come down.

Families represent another needless border that must go. Families divide people. Instead, we have to regard ourselves as one worldwide family without borders. Every child belongs to everyone. You won’t have to wait for the approval of the biological mother to diaper a soiled baby. You won’t even need the approval of the biological she/he/it – what a needless encumberance – to take a child home for the night. After all, biology shouldn’t dictate ownership. Haven’t you ever heard of choice?

Bathrooms? Well take away the borders there also. Male and female bathrooms and locker rooms are a disgrace. Biological determinism must be struck down in favor of choice. We should be able to determine our own lives rather than a biological accident.

And then there is all that garbage about the borders we construct. You claim that I cannot touch you because, “This is my body, and you have no right to fondle it.” Well, the prevented idea of YOUR stinking body is just another arbitrary biological construction. Instead, I am you and you are me. No borders! Therefore, I have a right to fondle you whenever I please.

If you don’t like it, go complain to John Kerry. Do you not agree that we live in a “boarderless world,” you repressive, conservative, hate-filled, biased, homophobic, islamophobic, racist…! If you can’t adjust to the times, you need to be eliminated.